For My Friend in the Workplace

Quotes from The Office to read in the office!





Michael Scott:
[to Pam, upset in car] I thrive on negativity. In the seventh grade, my math teacher told me I was flunking. You know what? The next day I scored six goals for my hockey team. So there you go.





Jim Halpert: Does that include 'that's what she said'?
Michael Scott: Mmhh, yes.
Jim Halpert: Wow that is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling.
Michael Scott: Mmmm... THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!





Michael Scott:
Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me-- no, don't sue me. That is opposite the point I'm trying to make.





Andy:
Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.





Angela:
[yelling at Kevin] Listen, Dummy! It's not that hard! All you have to do is take the numbers from the sales report and type them into a master spreadsheet. A monkey could do it. I do not understand why you can't do it.
Holly: No! You DO NOT talk to him like that.
Angela: But he's an idiot.
Kevin: Hey.
Holly: He is not an idiot--
Kevin: Thank you, Holly.
Holly:--he is mentally challenged. But he's doing a super job here.
Kevin: Wait back up. Do you think that I'm retarded?





Jim Halpert: See, you're always saying there's something wrong with society, maybe there's something wrong with you?
Michael Scott: If it's me, then society made me that way.





Jim Halpert:
When Michael told us that Jan was pregnant, he led us to believe that he was the father... by telling us that he was the father.





Michael Scott: I think you'll have fun because, men from Scranton are handsome and know how to show a woman a good time.
Dwight Schrute: Not that guy who murdered his mother. He was not so handsome. Also, Kevin.





Michael Scott: Myth: Three Americans every year die from rabies. Fact: Four Americans every year die from rabies.





Michael Scott: Kelly, you're Hindu so you believe in Buddha.
Kelly: That's Buddhists.
Michael Scott: Are you sure?
Kelly: No.





Dwight Schrute:
As a farmer, I know that when an animal is sick, sometimes the right thing to do, is to put it out of its misery. With the electricity we're keeping Meredith alive, we could power a small fan for two days. You tell me what's unethical.





Michael Scott:
Jim, you're six eleven and you weigh ninety pounds, Gumby has a better body than you. Boom roasted. Pam, you failed art school, boom roasted. Kevin, I can't decide between a fat joke or a dumb joke boom roasted. Creed your teeth called your breath stinks. Boom roasted. Angela, where's Angela. Whoa there you are I didn't see you behind that grain of rice! Boom. Roasted! Oscar, you're gay! Andy, Cornell called, they think you suck! And you're gayer than Oscar. Boom roasted!
[Stanley laughs hysterically]





Michael Scott:
Alright. Alright everybody. You know I kid. You know I kid. You guys are the reason that I went into the paper business. So, uh, good-night, God bless, God bless America, and get home safe.





Michael Scott:
[screaming at Stanley after he collapses] No no no no you will not die! Stanley! Stanley you will not die! Stanley! Stanley! Barack is president! You are black Stanley!





Red Cross woman: So, assessing the situation. Are they breathing?
Michael Scott: No, Rose, they are not breathing. And, they have no arms or legs.
Red Cross woman: No that's not part of it.
Michael Scott: Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean what kind of quality of life do we have there?
Kevin: I would wanna live with no legs.
Michael Scott: How 'bout no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Kevin, you don't do anything.





Rose: Ok. You didn't maintain a hundred beats per minute. And the ambulance didn't arrive because no body called 911. So you lost 'em.
Dwight Schrute: Ok. He's dead. Anyone know what we do next? Anybody? Rose?
Rose: I have no idea.
Phyllis: We bury him.
Dwight Schrute: Wrong. Check for an organ donor card. If he has one we only have minutes to harvest.
Creed: He has no wallet, I checked.
Michael Scott: He is an organ donor.
Dwight Schrute: [excitedly] He is? Give me some ice in a Styrofoam bucket. [removes a hunting knife from his ankle and cuts open the dummy] We search for the organs! [digging around inside] Where's the heart? The precious heart.





Red Cross woman: Everyone, we need to pump at a pace of one hundred beats per minute.
Michael Scott: Ohhhkay that's, uh, hard to keep track. How many is that per hour?
Jim Halpert: How's that going to help you?
Michael Scott: I'll divide and then count to it.
Jim Halpert: Right.





Hope you appreciated this...

Where has the time gone?

I just realized that my last post was about 1/3 of a year ago so I decided I had better give a little update so you know that we are still alive and kickin. I guess I am just much more interested in reading about other people's lives rather than telling about my own. Is that bad?

Anyway, the summer went way too fast! It consisted of MCAT applications, a whole lot of working, a trip to Lake Tahoe with my family, and a spur of the moment vacation to St. George before school started back up. Oh, and I guess there was one more thing...

We're pregnant! Well technically I'm pregnant but that's what the people say right?

I absolutely LOVE this picture of Shane. Doesn't he look excited?

We decided we better take some "before she gets huge" pictures.

And of course the side view, I am gonna miss these days :(

This news pretty much consumed our summer. We are very excited to have a baby, despite Shane's facial expressions! I am now 16 weeks along and have been feeling great. Other than losing my appetite and being very tired in the first trimester it has been smooth sailing. I have been really lucky! We get to find out if it's a boy or girl at my next Dr.'s appointment on October 8th. We can't wait!

In other news, school started for Shane last week. It is his last year at BYU, crazy! I have been helping him with secondary applications and he has been writing loads of essays. If any of you know Shane you know that he would rather be stabbed in the eye with a fork than write 10 essays for these secondaries. So to help him out I have done the other parts of his secondaries for him so all he has to focus on are the essays. As for me, I am still working at a physical therapy clinic in Lindon. It's okay but I am starting to miss going to BYU. When Shane went up to campus on the first day of school I wished I was going with him. Oh well, life goes on right?

Our trip to St. George was fantastic! Last minute we decided just the two of us should go on one last vacation before school starts and before we have a baby. That meant the coming weekend! Shane booked us a hotel in St. George and we planned to hike Angel's Landing at Zion National Park. We had so much fun! Staying in the hotel was fun too. It was a lot nicer than we thought it would be. We went swimming, watched a movie, went out to dinner at Olive Garden, hiked Angel's Landing and Weeping Rock, went to the gas station for some late night slushies and nachos, it was a BLAST! It was great to spend some time away with Shane before things got crazy again. I'm really glad we did it! Here are some pictures!

On the way up.

Us at the top. 5 mile hike, 2,000 ft ascent, 3 hours long, 14 months pregnant. We were pretty proud! It was so cool to be at the top. The last .5 mile you are on about a 5 ft wide trail with 1200 ft drop offs on both sides of you. Basically you are rock climbing with a chain to make sure you don't fall. It was pretty freakin awesome!

View from the top!

Weeping rock. We did this after Angel's Landing. At the end of the trail are these rocks on the side of the mountain that drip water. It was pretty cool! It felt nice too!

At Weeping Rock

Outside our hotel

Super 8 where we stayed!

One last picture from the top!

This really cool rock you could climb inside! I love my husband...he's like a little kid!

One with me inside. See how normal I am compared to him? We decided to take these two pictures on the way down. On the way up, we passed this rock and there was a girl inside it with people standing around watching her. It freaked both of us out because we were like "why is there a hand and face coming out of that rock?" Then we realized it was just a cool place to take a picture, so we did on the way down.

The trip to Tahoe was AWESOME too! We stayed in these really nice condos right on the lake. We also celebrated my birthday while we were there. Here are some pictures!

At an underwater show!

Us on the water trike we rented! Those things are more work then they are play!

The view of Lake Tahoe from our condo!

Dinner at the Casino...Don't worry we didn't gamble! My dad wanted to...

Us at the condo!

All in all it was a great summer! The weather is getting cooler now and I can't believe it's almost fall. Hopefully Shane will be getting some interviews to medical schools in the coming months and I will be getting bigger. To date I have only gained about 3 pounds compared to my pre-pregnancy weight. The doctor said not to worry because it will catch up with me! I can't believe how fast the time goes. I feel like in no time we will be living somewhere else, not knowing anyone. Shane will be in medical school and I will be taking care of our baby. I am trying to live in the moment because time really does fly. Until next time...hopefully sooner than later.